(( holy holy hooooooly shit
i completely forgot about this account
um, dksjb i really don’t know what to say seeing as i’ve like, never been here?
but i guess i’m still alive? sort of? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! )) 

(( ee i’ve been gone for so long OTL

basically, my laptop is broken and i haven’t been able to get on until today.. i should get a replacement one on saturday so i’ll be back, hopefully!

i’m sorry ;A; ))

SHH 1TS OK4Y YOU C4N 4LL STOP CRY1NG NOW

1M DON3 W1TH MY WORK SO 1 C4N T4LK TO 3V3RYON3! >:]

bittenbeauty:

Quiet Frankly I Am Simultaneously Regretting I Posted This And Not Really Remembering Typing This

Pretend It Never Happened Because It Makes Absolutely No Sense

4WW COM3 OFF OF 1T >;]

TH4T POST W4S OBV1OUSLY ON3 OF YOUR F1N3R MOM3NTS 4ND W3 W1LL 4LL R3M3MB3R 1T UNT1L TH3 D4Y W3 D13

4ND 3V3RY D1NN3R P4RTY SOM3ON3 W1LL LOOK YOU 1N TH3 3Y3 4ND 4SK 1F YOU 3V3R WON YOUR R1GHT TO H4V3 S34L FL1PP3RS

bittenbeauty:

What If I Used My Face As A Seal Face And The Seal Had To Wear Its Face On Mine Oh My Goooooood And It Was Like I Had People Fingers But So Did The Seal And Then Its Fingers Were Attached To Its Seal Flippers But Instead Of Hands I Had The Seal Flippers With The People Fingers On Them And They Were On My Wrist But The Seal Obviously Doesnt Like That So We Have To Duel So We Can Own Our Proper Places On The Food Chain With Fingers But Instead We Settle Down To Have Some Sort Of Conversations About What If

…

H4H4H4 WOW TH1S 1S PR3TTY D33P

BUT YOUR3 FORG3TT1NG TH4T S34LS 4R3 NOTOR1OUS FOR M4K1NG D34LS 4ND TH3N GO1NG B4CK ON TH31R WORD!

1TS 4 T3RR1BL3 PROBL3M 1N S34 WORLD

karkinoscarcinoma:

OH PARDON ME. I AM THE MANLIEST MAN HERE THAT ISN’T A CREEPY EQUESTRIAN LOVING DUDE. I AM JUST SO OVERWHELMED BY MY MANLINESS THAT I SLIP, SOMETIMES.

WOULD THE MADAM ACCEPT MY SINCERE, HONEST APOLOGY LIKE THE SWEET AND, ER, GENTLE LADY SHE IS?

YOUR L13S OF F4LS3 M4SCUL1N1TY DO NOT P4SS M3! BUT TH3 SW33T 4ND G3NTL3 L4DY C4N M4K3 4LLOW4NC3S ONC3 1N 4 WH1L3, 4LTHOUGH 1TS NOT 3V3RYD4Y TH4T 1T H4PP3NS. 

YOUV3 US3D YOUR ‘G3T OUT OF J41L FR33 C4RD’ FOR TOD4Y >;]

karkinoscarcinoma:

typhloticattorney:

WHOOPS

LOOKS L1K3 1 GOT 4 L1TTL3 SUBM3RG3D 1N SCHOOL WORK

BUT 1 GU3SS 1 SHOULD GR4C3 3V3RYON3 W1TH MY PR3S3NC3 NOW

TH3 GR4ND 4RR1V4L OF PYROP3 1S F1N4LLY UPON US!

OH GOD IT’S YOU.

NOW NOW, WH4T K1ND OF GR33T1NG 1S TH4T?

M4NN3RS M4K3 TH3 M4N M4N BUT CL34RLY YOUR3 L4CK1NG TH3 V1T4L M4NN3RS P4RT!

WHOOPS

LOOKS L1K3 1 GOT 4 L1TTL3 SUBM3RG3D 1N SCHOOL WORK

BUT 1 GU3SS 1 SHOULD GR4C3 3V3RYON3 W1TH MY PR3S3NC3 NOW

TH3 GR4ND 4RR1V4L OF PYROP3 1S F1N4LLY UPON US!